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‘The Urban Wetland Park is hereby vested in the citizens of Sri Lanka by His Excellency Mahinda Rajapaksa, President of the Democratic Socialist Republic of Sri Lanka, and would remain a lasting testament to the glorious vision contained in the ‘Mahinda Chinthanaya’ of ushering in modernity to the State, sound health to the nation and picturesqueness to the environment, while bringing more lustre and grandeur to the renowned city of Nugedoda – Gotabaya Rajapaksa, Secretary, Ministry of Defence and Urban Development on this 12th day of January 2013.
A visitor to this country can be forgiven for thinking that the majority of Sri Lankans are automatons, living day-to-day in an unthinking routine of motion and reaction. The capacity to initiate a fundamental feature of an autonomous being is only a preserve of a select few.
Whichever place he were to go to, the visitor will observe columns, banners, plaques and hoardings commemorating the beginning, launching or the opening of a project, by the Government. The writing on them will invariably announce that the whole scheme was conceptualised by President Mahinda Rajapaksa, implemented mainly by one of his brothers, occasionally associated by a lesser politician.
The words used in Sinhala are so predictable that even without reading it one can presume most of the message. It is essentially a Royal edict of yore – King so and so taking pity on the suffering masses built this huge tank, or that a certain Pharaoh built this Pyramid so that all Egyptians may marvel its engineering ingenuity. What the Egyptians, whose taxes, ideas, labour, sacrifices and even lives went into that endeavour thought, did not matter at all. As long as the pharaoh willed it, the Pyramid would have happened anyway.
The automatons have no capacity to observe and judge. So the writing tells them that the flowing water and the surrounding greenery in the cleared marsh are picturesque. Walking is recommended and therefore healthy. And they are reminded that the suburb they live in is endowed with lustre and grandeur which is now further enhanced. If the visitor is from an evolved democracy, he might enjoy the quaintness of a practice which is pre-industrial revolution thinking.
In the modern world, it is only in a country like North Korea that people wait docilely for the great leader Ill-Jong to think, initiate and order. In their times, his grandfather Kim-Ill-Sung and later father Kim-Jong-Ill, did all the conceptualising and initiating for the North Koreans. Now Ill-Jong, with the pretty and immaculately coiffured wife Ri-Sol-Ju by his side, carries this heavy burden for an utterly “grateful” 25 million North Koreans.
One must not think that in the ensuing monolithic order the North Koreans have no choices. Apparently when visiting their hairdresser, the North Korean women have the choice of any one of the 18 officially sanctioned haircuts! The quality of the hair dressing salons however is for the reader to imagine, bearing in mind that North Korea’s GDP is only $ 12 Bbillion, about one fifth of that of Sri Lanka!
Whatever the obscure charms of such a hermit State, it is clear that a system where only the boss matters, does not produce economic benefits, leave alone other advancements. North Korea by all accounts is a poor and dismal country. It is unlikely that this matters very much to Ill-Jong. After all, he has decreed that North Koreans are indeed happy! Concepts such as human rights, an independent judiciary or a free media are just counter-propaganda, having no place in the paradise created by his family.